This is miltownkid reporting from Tokyo.
The hotel room I’m at has a bidet, so I thought I’d finally give them a try. These things are HEAVEN! Your anus is blasted with a light spray of warm water that hygenizes and stimulizes your bum like it likely has never been before (likely that is…)
My future house WILL have one of these things.
I’m sure I’ll eventually have more to say about this place than the cool ass ass cleaners. For now, some “random” photos.
I Wish I Was Far-Sighted
Pedro is slightly far-sighted and it makes his eyes appear bigger. I wish I was REALLY far sighted. That’d be so cool. Maybe one day I could get some REALLY strong contacts that would make me far sighted, then get glasses to correct the vision. SO FRESH!
The now defunct poster Sinclair had a birthday last week and then was promptly raped by a cake (as things should be in a fair and balanced universe.) Also, for added icing on the de-iced rape cake, he was recently promoted to a BJJ blue belt. Something that even made Mr. “life is just a bowl of lemons” Sinclair sinisterly giggle with glee.
You Can’t Triangle a Black Belt
What is this guy thinking trying to triangle a black belt? This was from my weekend trip to Gaoxiong (in the south of Taiwan) where Pedro (Schmall) conducted a BJJ seminar for the guys (and surprisingly gals) down there. Even though he was a little drained from being sick earlier in the week, he rolled with everyone on the last day.