Getting Schooled By Asia Carrera (That’s Right, The Pornstar)

This is a story I think a lot of people will like (especially bloggers.) Plus as an added bonus there will be sexy pictures at the bottom :D. Let the story begin…

A thread started on an forum site that I frequent (cleverly called The title of this thread was very simple “men and porn.” Most of the thread was unmoving to me, but one post by a poster called cranky laowai (laowai = foreigner) had a link to an interesting bit of information.

If you didn’t click the link, what happened was someone asked “How does one become a porn bloke?” and he replied with a link to Asia Carrera’s FAQ page (recommended reading for anyone trying to be a porno bloke ;).)

If you are an aspiring porno bloke (like myself), you will have read the whole page. If you read the whole page you would have seen this.

This website, which I do ENTIRELY 100% ON MY OWN, takes up every free minute of my day. There’s always more e-mails to answer, more updates to add, new pics to scan, new logos to make, more orders to fill, and lots of chatting to do!

I thought to myself “Hey, I could give Asia some tips to make her life easier, that would be cool,” so I threw together an email with tips on blogging and such (since I’m all hype on that right now.)

A few days later I get an email back:

i am a blog originator. i’ve been keeping one online for over 10 years now.

Hey. Do you hear ringing? Because I think someone’s getting SCHOOLED! That’s so funny to me. It was like me being all hype on computers and having someone school me on typewriters and how they were in the game before I knew the game existed.

I got an email from Asia Carrera! 😀 She seems really cool from the stuff she writes on her website. The fact that she writes (and codes) her website makes her even cooler (to nerds like myself.)

OK, some photos courtesy of Asia and (they’re all watermarked so I think it’s OK to steal the bandwidth :).)

Web Mistress

Black Widow

Coporate Assets

All these imgaes were taken from this are of the site. (link)

I did a Youtube search to see what I’d come up with and it was these two mildly amusing clips:

Pornstars Read the Classics Take 1, Pornstars Read the Classics Take 2

Getting email from hot porno chicks is just another day in the life of miltownkid 8)

[tags]blog, blogging, porn, asia, carrera, youtube[/tags]

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11 Responses to Getting Schooled By Asia Carrera (That’s Right, The Pornstar)

  1. Sinclair says:


    You knew that the web was built on porn- but I guess you haven’t seen enough of it to know who Asia is.

    I myself remember one sweet scene with her and another professional called Miko Lee. i think I’m gonna go and dig that one out again…

  2. miltownkid says:

    Even unporn connosseiur me knew who she is.

  3. Skunkhair says:

    Oh yeah, Asia rocks! A geek’s true love. Web author, avid gamer and she is an official member of Mensa.

  4. miltownkid says:

    Oh snap! Mensa! I had no idea who I was dealing with. I should be asking her for tips…

  5. miltownmom says:

    Leave the porn alone. Stick with jijitsu.

  6. miltownkid says:

    I don’t think I have what it takes to be a pornstarn.

  7. Prince Roy says:

    fascinating post. I read the FAQ. I’m always suspicious when people try and talk you out of doing something that they’re doing themselves. Not that I want to be in that particular line of work, I’m just saying…

  8. Peter says:

    So, if you emailed Asia, what is her email address. Impossible to find. She says she get lots of emails each day, but try and find her email address!

  9. miltownkid says:

    Hey Peter. Of course I won’t post it on my blog, but I just checked your site out. I’ll send you an email. It’s actually not too hard to find with a little “teching” around the net.

  10. Ei says:

    Awesome, man

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