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So I played some Xbox and rolled out to Jujitsu.  Hurting/Chokign people brightend things up, then a 12 inch sub from Subway fixed me right up.  Four of us went for subs after practice and took turns telling stories from the old (ranging from crack heads on milk crates to drunken Japanese girls in KTV.)

Currently at 87% ungrumpy.  I think a little Xbox will top things off nicely.

I never post when I’m in a bad mood.  I always wait until the mood passes.  Well not today.  Yesterday was a good day.  Choking people in the morning and swimming in the evening made for a good start.  The afternoon turned to shite though and I ended up laying around the house sleeping and playing video games (well, the video game playing was good, broke 1 million points in Geometry Wars again.)

I guess this is why I don’t post when I’m in a bad mood.  I don’t have much to say.  I think it’s more me being tired than a bad mood.  I pushed msyelf hard at Jujitsu and at swim.  I find it hard for me to distiguish from when I’m in a bad mood and when I’m tired/hungry.  Now that I think about it, I haven’t had breakfast yet.  I’m sure that’s isn’t helping.

On that note, I’m going to go eat the two bags of Doritos I just bought.  Drink some water and play Xbox…  I’m feeling better already

I’m having a lot of fun researching stuff for the Happy Birthday Bitch.com site. I’d probably contunie writing stuff even if no one read it (which is pretty much how it is now.) While looking for tomorrow’s birthday girl i found out tomorrow is also Towel Day in memory of Douglas Adams. I started reading Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy a few months back, but only went in a few pages deep (though it was a lovely few pages, I think it’s a sign for me to pick that book back up.) Basically tomorrow you’re suppose to roll around with your towel. I’m going to . The Birthday Site will also have a little dedication to Towel Day along with the birthday wish.

After I post this, I’m going to start writing the end of the year play for my kindergarten kids. I had a few ideas for this one. At first I was going to have them going in a time machine and talking to famous people from now and the past. When I started asking the kids who they wanted to be I got answers like “Bionicle” and “Pokémon.” That’s when I decided it was time for a change in direction. Now it’s going to be a story about a kid’s dream. It looks like everything’s coming together nicely for it. I could have gotten away with doing “The 3 Little Pigs” (or something like that) but that wouldn’t have been the miltown way.

If it all turns out nicely, I’ll have it recorded and post the video on YouTube or something (that is, if it turns out nicely.)

It’s dinner and writing time.

miltownkid

This is a quick on before bed.  I just spent 30 minutes reading about Mary and her little fecking lamb.  You’ll find out about that one soon enough (maybe.)

I’m sure you’re all familar with the song I like to Eat Apples and Bananas.  If not, [take a look here for the lyrics].  Well, every Tuesday someone has to teach a song at my kindergarten.  Today was my day and I decided to do this song.  Here’s the part where it turns into Apples and Titties…

The song changes all of the vowel sounds to AEIO and U.  That makes the second verse go “I like to ate, ate, ate ay-ples and ba-nay-nays.”  Read that bolded part out loud.  I have now just taught you how to say Titties in Chinese (奶奶.)  EVERYONE thoght that was funny (except maybe the Chinese teachers.)  I actually hadn’t thought about that until I was up on stage singing about eating titties.  Just another day in the life of a foreign English teacher…

I also wanted to get word out about my new blog.  A couple posts back I was talking about starting a blog on the happy birthday nigga/bitch.com sites.  Well the bitch site is up now.  I’m going to make an honest attempt to have new material on it everyday.  It won’t be too hard to do because I can have things post dated.  New stuff pops up at 8:00am Taiwan time.

Check that out here.  I hope it’s an edumacational experience or something every day.

[Happy Birthday Bitch.com]

Now I best take my bottom to slumber.

Nighty night

millhouse “The Mongoose” kid

My buddy [Frost] hooked me up with a new header today (out of bordem I think.) I likes it!

Lots of new news to report. Sinclair has [started his own blog] and given me the green light to say I’ve arm barred every whitebelt in the Jujitsu club . His blog is hosted on some weird shit that I’ve never heard of. Why couldn’t he just get a blogger account like everyone else?

I had been working overtime on the Xbox360 for the last week or so trying to beat Call of Duty 2 on the hardest difficulty. I finally succeeded this morning. Now it’s time to trade that game away or resell it to the computer market. Now I’ll be working through perfecting Burnout or playing through Oblivian.

I thought there was more to report (and there probably is) but I’m pretty mentally and physically tired right now from Jujitsu (arming and choking people is hard work.) I should be in the Philippines right now choking people out, but i couldn’t make it to the tournament this time.

I feel the need to report the passing of my Aunt Mary. Her battle with cancer ended yesterday. I got to see her over Chinese New Year when I went back and she was looking very weak at that time and things got worse from there. I am happy to say that modern and traditional medicine helped ease her pains and give her a big extesion on the time she was able to play on planet earth. I will always remember Aunt Mary as the person that wanted to buy me a Nintendo for Christmas, but mom didn’t let (look at me now, a video game feind.) She always gave the best presents at Christmas too. Mom: books. Granda: socks and underwear. Aunt Mary: a kick ass robot toy from Japan that could turn into 9 different things. She had a bee farm to and I got to smoke bees (smoke like sausage not smoke like crack.) I guess she’s chillin “on the other side” now.

Tonight I go out for a family birthday dinner with I-Ping (her birthday’s coming right up.)

That’s enough for now

millhouse